Because if you're going to masturbate on a picnic table you might as well be naked.

Checking balances on Mint, found I'd spent $1,500 on clothing at International Male. No, no I didn't. I did just pay the International Association of Facilitators $1,500 for certification fees. Mint needs to work on getting longer names before they go into the guessing algorithm.

#NerdsNamesForTheirGenitals is trending, and I can't post "Zod, as in kneel before".

I can't reply on Twitter to this tweet because I'm supposed to be professional over there. But I needed an outlet to point out that the last thing a strip club probably wants is a soft opening.

That moment when you realize you just posted the word "clusterfuck" online someplace that rhymes with "Race Cook" and much of the elder generation of your family has access to it.

If my only contact with you is here, you may not know that the inestimable Skippy of list fame is running a Kickstarter for his game Redshirts. He's calling this the Deluxe Edition, and it is indeed ( Read more... )

Wil Wheaton (@wilw) has asked that today July 29 be recognized as Don't Be a Dick Day in honor of his 40th birthday and in reference to what has come to be known as Wheaton's Law, which states in full, "Don't be a dick."

I'm on board with this.

But (and you knew there was going to be a "but") I have a little problem with Wil's handy dandy flow ( Read more... )

I've been researching Kickstarter 'cause, you know, it's a free way of getting money, right ( Read more... )

After many years of sitting and thinking about it, I've sat down to write (what I assume will be) the novella based on the experiences I wish I'd had in high school. Tried to get some inspiration from Pandora. Unfortunately my current channels just don't cut it for Yeshivish inspiration. We'll see what a Matisyahu seeded channel can do for me.

I have been tasked by an organization I belong to with getting something onto Wikipedia. As I'm involved, I can't just create the page. I'm hoping someone around here might be willing to do some third party work and get us up there. I'm looking at you Zachary Kessin, but anyone familiar with Wikipedia wanting to help a guy out, I'll be happy to ( Read more... )